“My theory is if you have a religion, it's a good one. Because some people don't have any at all.”
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I have my own religion. I'm sort of one-quarter Baptist, one-quarter Catholic, one-quarter Jewish.
Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.
It used to be that you'd have a song recorded by a major country artist and if it was a hit, you could buy a car. Now you can buy a dealership.
Religion is a strange, wonderful thing. More crimes have been committed in the name of righteousness than any other notion.