“I have my own religion. I'm sort of one-quarter Baptist, one-quarter Catholic, one-quarter Jewish.”
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It used to be that you'd have a song recorded by a major country artist and if it was a hit, you could buy a car. Now you can buy a dealership.
Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.
Religion is a strange, wonderful thing. More crimes have been committed in the name of righteousness than any other notion.
The first guy who came up with the concept of religion was sitting out under a tree. I'm sure of that.