“Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.”
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I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15.
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
When you're poor, you know nothing about the future, you know nothing about the world, nothing that goes on outside 300 yards around you.
My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years.