“Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?”
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots.
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.