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“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”

Erma Bombeck · Medical

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Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.

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I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it.

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Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.

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Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.

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