“When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.”
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Electricity is really just organized lightning.