“When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard.”
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But most good movies have a gun in them.
Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself.
After a few months in my parents' basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations.
I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they won't be offended.
