“But most good movies have a gun in them.”
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It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?'
The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons.
After a few months in my parents' basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations.
I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me.