“Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.”
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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
My Vegas act is how I make my money.
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
