“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”
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I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.
Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it.