“There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.”
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To me, art supplies are always okay to buy.
I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out.
Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.
Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.