“Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?”
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
