It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything. — Quoted

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“It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.”

Adam Carolla · Funny

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Adam Carolla

I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.

Car

Adam Carolla

I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

Age

Adam Carolla

I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.

Health

Adam Carolla

When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn't imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I'm gone for six days it feels like too much.

Christmas