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“Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?”

Elayne Boosler · Funny

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Elayne Boosler

I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.'

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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.

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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.

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Elayne Boosler

I've thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was on the Comics Pages. They were able to pull off intelligent social comment, pure truths not found elsewhere in the news pages, and had the ability to make it all funny, entertaining, and pertinent.

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