“I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40, 000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'”
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I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today.' 'Be nice to people in sneakers.'
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!
I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.
I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.
