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“Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.”

George Carlin · Funny

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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

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