“Muscles come and go flab lasts.”
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We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.
Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.