“Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.”
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We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.
The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college.
The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas.