“The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.”
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It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.
Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.
When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes.
I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.