“Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.”
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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.
Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.
