Matthew Perry quotes

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Matthew Perry

The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, it's just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers.

Success

Matthew Perry

I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.

Dating

Matthew Perry

I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.

Car

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