Lenny Bruce

There are never enough I Love You's.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

Communism is like one big phone company.

When you're eight years old nothing is your business.

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.