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Jack Benny

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Jack Benny

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

Sports
Jack Benny

Gags die, humor doesn't.

Humor
Jack Benny

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

Funny
Jack Benny

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Age
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