Franklin P. Jones

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.

Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.

It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.

Experience is that marvelous thing that enable you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Originality is the art of concealing your source.