Don Rickles

To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it.

Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

Funny is funny.

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed.

You know what's funny to me? Attitude.

You can't study comedy it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.