You know, it's possible for two humans to be in a relationship without there needing to be some public reason for that relationship.
I think that the fact that a relationship becomes public is a bit of a bummer. Because it can distract from the real reason why you're together, which is that you just like each other.
Everyone asks me about being so worried or thinking about existence as if I'm the only person who can't understand why a tree grows the way it does or why a person is in power when they're not that great. These are questions everyone has.
I'm just a public-schoolboy. I've got a degree. I'm from a middle-class family in Devon. I've got no story.
We aren't cool and never will be.
I've never been cool and I don't really care about being cool. It's just an awful lot of time and hair gel wasted.
I don't mind not being cool.
Celebrity culture has gone crazy, and I think the reason is that real news is just not bearable, and it also seems impossible to change anything.
I don't actually own a car.
Coldplay fans are the best in the world. If you like Coldplay then you're obviously very intelligent and good looking and all-around brilliant.