Charles M. Schulz

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.