Bil Keane

On radio and television, magazines and the movies, you can't tell what you're going to get. When you look at the comic page, you can usually depend on something acceptable by the entire family.

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment.

Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.

I don't just try to be funny.

A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away.