Ben Stein

I love sleeping in a moving car more than sleeping in bed.

I don't believe the most successful people are the ones who got the best grades, got into the best schools, or made the most money.

The people who did the collateralized mortgage obligations, sold them to pension funds, then sold them short, then bought credit default swap insurance on them, are just amazing. They are a law unto themselves.

It's amazing what ordinary people can do if they set out without preconceived notions.

It's really amazing that in the age of unbelief, as a smart man called it, there isn't even more fraud. After all, with no God, there's no one to ever call you to account, and no accounting at all if you can get away with it.