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Joan Rivers

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Joan Rivers

I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.

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Joan Rivers

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.

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Joan Rivers

The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.

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