George Carlin quotes

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George Carlin

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

Death

George Carlin

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

Death

George Carlin

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

Communication

George Carlin

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

Loneliness

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