“The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.”
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As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.
Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print.
Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.