“I'm a Gemini, so I change my mind every day.”
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When I was in nursery school, the teachers asked me, y'know, 'What does your dad do for a living?' So I said 'He helps women get pregnant!' They called my mom and they were like, 'What exactly does your husband do?'
You know, I get much more Jewish in Israel because I like the way that religion is done there.
Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.
I'm not convinced about marriage. Divorce is so easy, and that fact that gay people are not allowed to marry takes much of the meaning out of it. Committing yourself to one person is sacred.