“As you get older, things conk out. It's a bit like a car. As long as it's something the mechanics can fix, you can chug on for a few more thousand miles.”
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I've never really been very good at marriage. It's one of my failures. I've tried my best, but I do realise the common denominator is me it's something I'm doing.
On the dance floor, as much as you say, 'Ladies, you are the car. He is the driver. You can only go where he takes you, ' they still try to be in control.
Discount air fares, a car in every parking space and the interstate highway system have made every place accessible - and every place alike.
On my job I end up jumping out of planes. Last week I got in an 18-wheeler and drove down a runway onto a skid track. The week before that they put me in a car and sunk me to the bottom of a lake to see if I could escape without an oxygen tank.