I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.
“It seems to me I spent my life in car pools, but you know, that's how I kept track of what was going on.”
Tip: press → for another quote, C to copy, S to share.
Related quotes
Nobody likes, you know, the ugly parts of politics.
I may be the only mother in America who knows exactly what their child is up to all the time.