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“I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.”

Bernard Manning · Christmas

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James Irwin

The Earth reminded us of a Christmas tree ornament hanging in the blackness of space. As we got farther and farther away it diminished in size. Finally it shrank to the size of a marble, the most beautiful marble you can imagine.

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Leonard Maltin

A Christmas Carol is such a fool-proof story you can't louse it up.

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Christopher Hitchens

It's surprising to me how many of my friends send Christmas cards, or holiday cards, including my atheist and secular friends.

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Rick Springfield

The whole point of me doing a Christmas record and what I centered it around was the song 'Christmas with You' from the point-of-view of the soldiers in Iraq.

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