“It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?”
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No government ever voluntarily reduces itself in size. Government programs, once launched, never disappear. Actually, a government bureau is the nearest thing to eternal life we'll ever see on this earth!
Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
My philosophy of life is that if we make up our mind what we are going to make of our lives, then work hard toward that goal, we never lose - somehow we win out.
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
