“It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?”
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The taxpayer - that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.
Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying.
Protecting the rights of even the least individual among us is basically the only excuse the government has for even existing.
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.