“For me, life has either been a wake or a wedding.”
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I'm the most gregarious of men and love good company, but never less alone when alone.
I woke up one morning to find I was famous. I bought a white Rolls-Royce and drove down Sunset Boulevard, wearing dark specs and a white suit, waving like the Queen Mum.
Irish women are always carrying water on their heads, and always carrying their husbands home from pubs. Such things are the greatest posture-builders in the world.
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.