“Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Thank you for the rain. And for the chance to wake up in three hours and go fishing: I thank you for that now, because I won't feel so thankful then.”
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They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy.