“As long as you smile, have sparkly eyes and stick your shoulders back, nobody's going to notice your bum or your waist or your feet, for that matter.”
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I hate birthdays. I hate birthday parties. I hate them. I don't know what it is, anybody's only got to come wafting near me with a piece of cake with a candle on and I break out in hives.
I used to say I wanted somebody funny and intelligent, but kindness is the most important quality in a man.
I'm in an on-off relationship at the moment.
I just don't crave junk food.