Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against. — Quoted

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“Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.”

W. C. Fields · Politics

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W. C. Fields

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

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W. C. Fields

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

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W. C. Fields

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

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I like children - fried.

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