“I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.”
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I'm the guy that made Joe DiMaggio famous.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
My biggest pet peeve are just girls who go to sports bars who have no intention on caring what teams are playing, like they're looking for just a night out. That drives me more crazy than anything else. Like, don't pretend to be a sports fan.
We are telling veterans they must sacrifice to pay for the pet projects and contracts to campaign donors of powerful members of Congress.
