“If I had been on 'Bowling for Dollars, ' I'd wind up owing them money.”
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It was a long time in the making, my divorce. One day became less special than the next, and pretty soon, we ceased all conversation. It is a sad day when you have nothing left to say.
For somebody famous, it's weird anyway to meet someone, because they have a preconceived notion of who you are.
Money's a horrid thing to follow, but a charming thing to meet.
When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasn't got any.