“My mom always said that if the Protestants catch a Catholic in their church, they feed them to the Jews.”
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My mom's a concert pianist, so she started teaching me when I was around seven. When I was eight, I started writing my own songs, and kinda started putting piano and singing together. But I'm trained classically, which is a big influence on me, I think.
My mom and I used to listen to records, read, and take train rides across the country in the summer. It was a very chill life. She didn't expose me to anything that was ahead of my development, but she expected me to adjust to her world - she did not expect to adjust to mine.
The woman is uniformly sacrificed to the wife and mother.
When I came out of my mom's womb, I had 'sitcom' stamped on my forehead.
