“My mom is very Southern and she in real life says things like, 'If you've got it, flaunt it.'”
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Bad, quirky poetry might be better than some of the good stuff, because it really comes from the heart.
I started playing poker in 2003 during my pregnancy, to distract myself from my awful morning sickness. For months all I did was cry and play Texas Hold'em.
I was a little shocked at how adult some of the humor was, because I was never that into animation before and when I watched 'Shrek' I really laughed out loud.
The things the writers have me doing on 'Suburgatory' are insane. I think they think it's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.