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“Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.”

Ashley Scott · Mom

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Not being a comic book fan, being thrown into that and seeing the extreme - it's taken very seriously. So I tried to do as much learning as I could about it so I wasn't mean or anything.

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What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one.

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I was training more learning how to scuba dive which I'd never done which was really, really, really cool.

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We had our first earthquake over here recently. That was a bizarre feeling. I just became disoriented and I remember my dad freaking out. Nothing broke or anything.

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