“I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.”
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It will be of little avail to the people that the laws are made by men of their own choice if the laws be so voluminous that they cannot be read, or so incoherent that they cannot be understood.
Real men are sadly lacking in this world, for when they are put to the test they prove worthless.
Men trust their ears less than their eyes.
Women have always been the strong ones of the world. The men are always seeking from women a little pillow to put their heads down on. They are always longing for the mother who held them as infants.
