“Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!”
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CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular.
Politics is just show business for ugly people.
