“Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!”
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Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you.
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.