“Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!”
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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'
A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.
I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman.