“The ceremony took six minutes. The marriage lasted about the same amount of time though we didn't get a divorce for almost a year.”
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I don't fear death because I don't fear anything I don't understand. When I start to think about it, I order a massage and it goes away.
Some men like a dull life - they like the routine of eating breakfast, going to work, coming home, petting the dog, watching TV, kissing the kids, and going to bed. Stay clear of it - it's often catching.
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Perhaps my problem in marriage-and it is the problem of many women-was to want both intimacy and independence. It is a difficult line to walk, yet both needs are important to a marriage.
